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Sep 19, 2014

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

(via charming-naivety)

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Sep 19, 2014
stilezs:

this is so real

stilezs:

this is so real

(via automatically)

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Sep 19, 2014

emeriss:

ithotyouknew:

#skinnyshaming

hahahahha omg 

(Source: bussykween, via fake-mermaid)

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Sep 19, 2014

123jaclyn321:

zurashisu:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thediamondthatlived:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

I don’t know. What?

a condescending con descending.

get out

That was beautiful

(via charming-naivety)

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Sep 19, 2014

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via chronic-genderbender)

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Sep 19, 2014

vera-queer:

freaky-pixie:

I relate to this on a spiritual level

me rn

(via pokepuffs)

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Sep 19, 2014

beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

(via getoutofmyfridge)

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Sep 19, 2014

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

(Source: cantcontrolthegay, via snapinazformation)

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Sep 19, 2014

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

(via automatically)

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Sep 17, 2014

(via 10knotes)

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Sep 16, 2014

Harry Potter's Character Development

  • Books 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
  • Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.
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Sep 16, 2014

pastries-and-turtlenecks:

someone just left the dorm complex and she was wearing a shirt that said “I’m a thespian. my parents think it’s a stage.” and I swear I laughed for three minutes without stopping to breathe

(Source: nicrouleau, via straybeluga)

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Sep 16, 2014
rapi:

Trying to get up on a Monday morning.

rapi:

Trying to get up on a Monday morning.

(via the-absolute-best-gifs)

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Sep 16, 2014
Ñ aceticacid:

i fucking did it

aceticacid:

i fucking did it

(via happyfig)

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