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Jul 30, 2014

"hiring entry level positions"

taggediconic:

[username redacted]:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

(Source: gypped, via thotdreyhepburn)

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Jul 30, 2014
verylittlebird:


this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

(via departured)

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Jul 30, 2014

leftyrosenthal:

e-gay:

the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired

lmfao I am both of them at the same time

(Source: vinegod, via crrocs)

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Jul 30, 2014

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

(via red-rapunzel)

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Jul 30, 2014

(via 10knotes)

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Jul 30, 2014

joesugg:

NEW VIDEO OF ME PRANKING MY ROOMMATE CASPAR LEE ALL WEEK :D 

enjoy 

(via pizza)

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Jul 30, 2014

wreckitrach:

"you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you"

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

(Source: theawolbrony, via red-rapunzel)

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Jul 30, 2014
pizzaight:

this has gone too far

pizzaight:

this has gone too far

(via greeklesbian)

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Jul 30, 2014

celsisus:

ridge:

walking past your crush like

THIS GIRL IS A NATIONAL.HERO

(via greeklesbian)

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Jul 30, 2014

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

(Source: epic-vines, via fake-mermaid)

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Jul 29, 2014

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya, via thestrals-and-tardises)

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